shopping
FFP2 NR Chinese Face Mask – Lidl
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For those who have ears a most unwelcome Chinese face mask that feels like making out with a Muppet inside of a sterilized hospital casket.
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Get the Sound-Musikhaus – Lichtenberg, Berlin
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Uta, the cool saleslady in charge was not only intelligently unobtrusive, but went out of her way to bring us the instrument herself after-hours.
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Simply Market – Rome, Italy
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Simply & sickly bereft. Zombie apocalypse jokes? Simple to make from the outside, but no doubt a nightmare for those gladiators about to be engulfed.
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Invisible Dry Deodorant – Dove
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Many ways to doubt in a world full of choices. Classic means not-boring and the scent coming out of this blunt weapon bores none.
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Lidl Supermarkets
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Good ole’ “Lidl” and their hit-and-miss product outbursts. Like a sacred cow, one dares not to touch it when a munchies wave arrives.
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Edeka Frischecenter Mohr Bonn
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Eine andere Welt für den Kleinverdiener.
Ein Paradies für Genussmenschen, Foodliebhaber.
Die stets aufgeräumten Regale, herausstechenden Saisonangebote, marketingkluge Struktur sind der Spiegel der ansprechenden Zielgruppe.
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Netto Supermarkets
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Good ole’ Netto and their comedic clientele bound to cheer you up in the darkest of days. MacDonald’s-type wannabe that missed a few meetings.
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Edeka Supermarkt
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Mit einem Händchen für Marketing bestehend aus pompösen Pappaufstellern, anschreiend saisonalen Koch,-Backideen sowie fancy Feinkostprodukten bietet Edeka eine Auswahl für den zukünftigen Hobbykoch an.
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Edeka Supermarkets
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Good ole’ Edeka and their miscellaneous upper-echelon products, where the meek gets to steal some social glory opposing the far less discriminating shopping options.
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Aldi supermarkets
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Good ole’ Aldi and their masterful product catalogues featuring fashion models that are just the right amount of attractive without ever alienating self conscious customers.
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REWE Supermarkets
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Good ole’ REWE and their fine, true, white ‘n blue “Ja” products paving the way for young adults to build a future-holding present up.
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The Selfie Stick
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Lamest thing since the Bluetooth earpiece. It’s neither a tripod, nor a weapon (but a good repellent.) Does it catch lightning? I sure hope so.
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Entrance Poster – Thomas Phillipps
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A sacrificial slave-for-hire posing for their inter-dimensional front door advertisement — posted there to please the Catholic priest inside of all of us.
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Oatly! – Haferdrink
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Clevere Werbekampagne auf modernen sozialen Medien. Witzige Slogans die den heutigen Veganhipster ansprechen. Aus Skepsis wurde Überraschung wurde Überzeugung. Erste wirklich leckere Alternative zu Milch.
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Green Apple – Mozart
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Found in an Edeka Supermarket where the greens are redder than everyone else’s yellows and even a simple apple has to stand out. Marketing works.