food/drinks
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Cloud Cakes – Paris, FR
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Sweetery for the little hunger, sweetest proportions and asian venus traps for the big thirst.
Don’t get greedy while glancing sideways, otherwise you’ll get poisoned.
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Numbface Chilli Original (2014) – Sally Foo
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Smile-colored, slow burning hot sauce that fires up the mouth and spirit with a crescent heat wave that is both welcome and long-lasting.
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HOT Chicken Flavor Ramen 2x Spicy – Samyang
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This box of pa(i)ndora with its wickedly grinning amount of spiciness is the fastest (gimmicky) way to show someones endurance/ perseverance – the standard thai-procedure.
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German Sülze – First Time Tasting
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Very few acquired culinary tastes can act so quickly on a mind sitting close to an open stomach that awaits patiently in gelatinous timeless amber.
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Squisito Cook – Rome, Italy
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In the shadow of the valley of shit: mannerless gouching of tourist-gore that kills all buzzes from all over the world. Shame in you.
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Rauch Bakery – Berlin, Germany
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Stressed-out little man whole-wheat sandwiched between two strong ladies who sport tattoos and run the show where the thickest sausages vanish always early.
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Hermans Restaurant – Stockholm, SE
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Komplett veganes Buffet, welches teils nach undefinierbarer Pampe aussieht, jedoch überhaupt nicht langweilig schmeckt oder Käse missen lässt.
Diese Faszination macht diesen schwedischen Fresstempel einzigartig.
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Březňák Pils – Czech Beer
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Czech beer is the gateway to all voluntary trouble like this sinister looking man glaring back while waiting for the slipped roofie to take effect.
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Holsten Pilsener – German Beer
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The slightly bitter taste of cold, windy summer days at sea under a sunshine that squints the eyes and gently burns the brow with stupor.
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Oettinger Export – German Beer
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Oettinger Export and its dreaded social stigma that can only be remedied by complete geographical self-removal and taking a quick swim in international waters.
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Ardbeg 10 years – Islay Single Malt
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Das beerensüße Herzblut im tiefen torfigen Islay umhüllt Anfänger sowie Genießer in sein weiches Nebelbett.
Alkoholisches und dekadentes Pendant zum lang anhaltenden Verlangen nach Chips.
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Tyskie Pils – Polish Beer
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Good ole´ Polish “Piwo” and its aggressive edge full of complex tests for strength of build and character coming out of an engrained cheerful bitterness.
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Der Klosterhof Walkenried Japanisches Restaurant – Harz, Deutschland
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Höchst unscheinbares Japanrestaurant mit hervorragend traditioneller Küche.
Persönliche Moderierung der Gerichte und Vorstellung der Küchenfee/ Tochter des Inhabers, schönste persönlich gesehene Japanerin, erfüllten allmögliche Sinnesansprüche.
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Alex Gener’s Poached Eggs
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A life-affirming treat of great culinary kindness that Gener-s your muffled hunger with a mouthful of smiles that will carry you surprisingly far.
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Vincent Vegan Burger – Berlin, Deutschland
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Hipsterparadies einer Hipstermetropole für den Hipsterveganer.
Der berüchtigte Beyond-Meat Patty konnte seinem Ruf gerecht werden dank Probehappen für unwissenden Freund, der kaum Unterschied merkte.
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Cheese Burger – MacDonald‘s
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So bad that is good, but no need to feel cheated: this is a fair, trustworthy mistake that you should own and be thankful for.
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Emil‘s Bistro – Berlin
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A we-make-our-own Turkish-pizza bread type-establishment that offers not only just that but the single best Italian-pizza in the country.
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Deli Mel La Pica – Berlin, Germany
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That empanada place was wonderful. I´ll go back and order six for takeaway. We will eat like kings for a week. Mein corazon ist Kaliente.
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Los Negritos – Coffee
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Corpulent coffee from the Canary Islands that doesn’t feel rude to the palate or the nerves when stimulating other than curiosity for its racist presentation.
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Lübzer Pils – German Beer
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Brewed in a somewhat hidden town where an ancient tower pinches the star-saturated summer night while cutting crises past, present and future in half.
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Hermans Restaurant – Stockholm, SE
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Komplett veganes Buffet, welches teils nach undefinierbarer Pampe aussieht, jedoch überhaupt nicht langweilig schmeckt oder Käse missen lässt.
Diese Faszination macht diesen schwedischen Fresstempel einzigartig.
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Flensburger Pilsner – German Beer
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A message in a bottle in the form of a German haiku with too many letters in each word to be remembered or thought of.
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Falkenfelser Pilsener – German Beer
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Not as hard to find as the Maltese Falcon (1941) but it does fly off the radar of memory when not consumed or seen habitually.
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Burger King´s Building Exterior – Dortmund, Germany
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Single nicest, most regal Burger King exterior I have yet seen displaying a stately too-nice-to-be-opened facade framing all tragic trashiness inside.
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Haribo – Hans Riegel, Sr
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From the same town that gave Ludwig van Beethoven birth but less recognition than anywhere else as opposed to the gummy bears which stay sacrosanct.
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French Fries – MacDonald’s
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Good ole’ MacDonalds: you always know what to expect no matter where the hell in the world you are. The true value of this restaurant.
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Schultheiss Pilsener – German Beer
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Strange to consume a product not trying to get the buyer with sex appeal but by applying peer pressure from a secret society member recruiter.
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LaMate / Matetee – Rewe
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Gekühlt ist diese prickelnde Erfrischung in seiner matten, handlichen Hülle die Beste unter den Matetees in Dosen.
Umso frustrierender zu besorgen, dank Supermarktkette als Hersteller.
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Bierkulturhotel Ehingen (Badem-Württemberg, DE)
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Der Verlockung eines Wochenende‘s in der schwäbischen Bierhochburg Deutschlands kann Mann nur schwer widerstehen. Jedoch wirkt trotz Touristenschnittstelle die Mentalität sehr dörflich und unambitioniert zufrieden.
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CanCun Story, Aztekisch-mexikanisches Restaurant – Poppelsdorf, Bonn
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Mexikanische Neugier und charismatische Bedienung (ver)führten mich zu akzeptabel leckerem Essen, wobei die Habanerosauce meine schweißtreibend hohen Erwartungen hielt und Gratis Kiba-Shot lächelnd befriedigte.
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Stara Cervisia Shankbier – German Beer
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If you’re going to shank someone out of prison better do it with a knife instead—for this beer wrongs nobody but itself with shyness.
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Pacific Brace Shiraz/Cabernet Sauvignon (Year?) – Red Wine
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Laminated with ruby resolutions of grandeur, veiled with a screw-capped scrawny price…but don‘t be fooled: this is quality wine.
Poor man’s daily Ambrosia.
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The Bird – Burger Restaurant, Köln
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Was namentlich erst als esoterisches Restaurant erscheint wird während Besuch zum Fresstempel moderner Burgerfetischisten mit wolllüstigen Augen.
Hochhaus, Fleischbrocken, unkonventionelle Schichtanordnung – jede Farbe und Form.
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Octomore Scotch – 5 Jahre
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„Torfigster Whisky der Welt“ – Augenmerkmal: moderne, waffenartige Verpackung/ Flasche.
Brennend fruchtiger Geruch erregt Sinne jener, die nach Einnahme vom ätherischen Seelenspüler geläutert und wiedergeboren werden.
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Only-Potato-Diet Challenge – Day 3
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Nach gestriger exzessiver Burger-Affäre mit obligatorisch schlechten Gewissen aufgestanden.
Aufhören oder weitermachen?
Ohne Sport, aber mit Kartoffeln und Goggins im Briefkasten ging es weiter.
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Budweiser Lager – Czech Beer
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If American Budweiser is like mating in a canoe, then Czech Budweiser is like the Virgin Mary getting impregnated by the fingering hand of god.
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Only-Potato-Diet Challenge – Day 2
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Tag mit 5,5km-Lauf und Pellkartoffeln begonnen, morgendliches Hoch sank mittags wieder.
Erst überfressen, doch weiteres Gefühl nach mehr.
Abendliche Broccoli-Quark Kombo erfüllte besser.
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Brews Lee Coffee – Bonn, Germany (2016-2020)
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Student/ Akademiker, Hipster/ Retro, Jung/ Alt und leckerer Kaffee unterschiedlichster Geschmacksrichtungen…Hippes, kleines jedoch bunt besuchtes Kaffeelädchen im Herzen Endenichs, welches nahezu überall hinpassen würde.
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Only-Potato-Diet Challenge – Day 1
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Kein Zucker, Alkohol, weder andere Speisen noch verfettete Variation. Lediglich Kartoffeln, Wasser, purer Tee/ Kaffee. Von Kevin Smiths Geschichte erstaunt startete ich direkt diese Challenge.
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Amarena-Kirsch Senfsauce
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Überraschung für Gaumen und im Nachgeschmack. Die süße Note ergänzt sich hervorragend zu hellen Fleischgerichten sowie in betitelter Kombination mit Käse. Delikatessartikel mit untypischer Senfnote.
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Gilden – Kölsch
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It delineates itself with self-gilded claims of under-priced excellence out of the proud oceanic pastures of German beer and its default benchmarking mechanism.
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Ur-Kostitzer Pilsner – German Beer
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Another round of these heavy-herbies would be too much asking from an arrogant looking Swedish king who no doubt was a closet manic depressive.
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Oatly! – Haferdrink
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Clevere Werbekampagne auf modernen sozialen Medien. Witzige Slogans die den heutigen Veganhipster ansprechen. Aus Skepsis wurde Überraschung wurde Überzeugung. Erste wirklich leckere Alternative zu Milch.
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Green Apple – Mozart
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Found in an Edeka Supermarket where the greens are redder than everyone else’s yellows and even a simple apple has to stand out. Marketing works.
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Beck’s – German Beer
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Germany‘s own Heineken. It floats cocky and everlasting in the international waters of normal beer where a very low consumption temperature is the great equalizer.
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Laphroaig ‚Quarter Cask‘ – Islay Single Malt Scotch
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Einer meiner ersten und liebsten von Islay. Erste Schlücke dieses torfigen Schotten ließen mich husten – „Flüssiger Rauch?“ Laphroaig macht selten Freunde, doch bleiben sie lebenslang.
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Rostocker Pils – German Beer
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A liquid copilot that happens to be a good listener and is also noble at heart despite its uncelebrated lineage and obscure shield of arms.
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Bensburger – Bonn, Germany
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Best brown-bread artisanal hamburgers I’ve had in my lifetime. Period. Immaculate service. Womb-comfy ambiance that would be irresistible if only booze was around.