characters
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Dr. Leslie Arzt – Lost (2004-2010)
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He came as a symptom of common cast-flu but left as a hilarious martyr and plot-hero who briefly but firmly reached for redemption.
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Dr. Christian Shephard – Lost (2004-2010)
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A smooth, liquid chief surgeon who’s searching for himself and other clinically dead existential answers after lowering the bar as far down as to Australia.
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Shannon Rutherford – Lost (2004-2010)
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Everything is hot, but-her cold soul still stinking of bad spirits that left a long time ago because they just couldn’t take her anymore.
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Dr. Ethan Rom – Lost (2004-2010)
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Single, meanest Canadian man alive known in land, space and universe that will undoubtedly kick your blistered jungle-fearing ass with disturbingly rough impersonal kindness.
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Hurley – Lost (2004-2010)
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Most likeable of the cast-away cast despite being morbidly obese and condemned to comedy relief. He’ll grow on you proportionally to his own hunger.
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Artie Bucco – The Sopranos (1999-2007)
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A good cook that makes one sick in the stomach by cringingly mismanaging both self-respect and culinary success into a greasy cul-de-sac.
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Lou – Fight Club (1999)
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He’ll sock it to you like a bag of alkaline Christmas chimney bricks that used to be sweet but now burn through charm and bone.
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Robert Paulsen – The Fight Club (1999)
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His name is Robert Paulsen and his tits are not as large as his wounded heart which bleeds loud & clear like testicular cancer does.
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Kiefer Taking a Picture of a Polaroid of a Chicken – The Sandino Chronicles
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The great metamorphosis into absurdity near-actualised, a bandana wielding maniac descends into frantic study into the psyche of the bird. It´s our only hope.
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Pet Sematary (1989) – Cage Creed
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A bright flame of a thespian toddler that thanks to the divine intervention of editing can do no wrong when melting the Arriflex lenses away.
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Pet Sematary (1989) – Victor Pascow
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A very gruesome but friendly ghost the way Casper was meant to be but failed miserably due to its punch-me-in-the-face tenderness.
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Pet Sematary (1989) – Louis Creed
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The pater familias and owner of the Norman Rockwell house by the side of the road-rope noosing around his trophy house-wife and kids.
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Falling Down (1993) – Prendergast
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An observant man who does not believe in the shutdown-retirement of duty and is blasphemed by the terrifying prospect of losing his existential stress.
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Falling Down (1993) – Seedy Guy in Park
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The epitome of the parasitical social sociopath and the dark behavioral counterpart of Seinfeld‘s (1989-1998) Kramer if let loose in the park long enough.
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Pet Sematary (1989) – Ellie Creed
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There’s something really naturally annoying about this child-actress’s performance that made her perfect for the part as one sides automatically with her brother instead.
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Pet Sematary (1989) – Churchill
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There are some really interesting developments in this blue Russian cat’s character, the kind of revealing behavioral changes that are normally reserved to humans exclusively.
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Pet Sematary (1989) – Rachel Creed
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A short-haired, fair-skinned maternal beauty carrying a black hole of trauma as heavy as cement-dipped sumo wrestlers fighting in a sinking ship.
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Falling Down (1993) – Surplus Store Owner
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A compressed symptom-centipede happy to impose who cuts and salts every social nerve-ending that tries to bounce him off while panting for closure.
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Falling Down (1993) – Frank the Golfer
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A universe-centering old man who confidently swings the worldly rules of gravity and decorum out of balance in order to get his balls around.
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Pet Sematary (1989) – Jud Crandall
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An agingly sweet giant fool of a man that means well but helps nothing but to accelarate what´s coming. How about minding your own business?
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Mr. X (T-00) – Resident Evil 2 Remake (2019)
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Schwere Schritte, öffnende Türen, verstörende Töne. Aus dem Schatten erscheint der bizarre unsterbliche Hüne, der uns überall finden wird wie ein ‚T-1000‘.
Purer Horror.