The Beach (2000) – Danny Boyle
[25-WR] Great it´d be if its understandably-wrapped-in-commercial-crap internal jungle-fever madness would outgrow the bills to pay for this watered down effort. [25-WR]
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Chapter 27 (2007) – J.P. Schaefer
[25-WR] Jacked up in fat aggressively whispering for respect as an actor while shooting the wrong Beatle played by another actor actually sharing the killer´s name. [25-WR]
Across the Universe (2007) – Julie Taymor
[25-WR] Unannounced musical pushing Dear Patience for the trailer-allergic expecting pure dialog. It sugar-shocks with its spiral-singing flopping in steady but annoying beauty. [25-WR]
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022) – Eric Appel
[25-WR] Intentionally terrible and cocky to its audience. A well made piece of trash that feels like it’s laughing at you and should stay sketch-long. [25-WR]
The Gray Man (2022) – The Russo Brothers
[25-WR] Woven together from hallmarks of various action franchises. Popcorn for the eyes, but gnawing hunger for the movie enthusiast. A visual testament to Netflix’ budget nowadays. [25-WR]
The Rum Diary (2011) – Bruce Robinson
[25-WR] Although preceded by a promising start, the problem springs up in the hollow-middle by scattering nothing around other than fun for the people involved. [25-WR]
The Wasps Are Here (1978) Darmasena Pathiraja
[25-WR] Intriguing community-building affairs vaunted with a cozily speckled beach vibe. But stripped naked by bland emotional acting and suggestively fading ties at the end. [25-WR]
This Must Be the Place (2011) – Paolo Sorrentino
[25-WR] Despite sugar visuals and good Penn-manship this film strays all over the place with those unafraid to fly over an ocean of scrambled plots. [25-WR]
FFP2 NR Chinese Face Mask – Lidl
[25-WR] For those who have ears a most unwelcome Chinese face mask that feels like making out with a Muppet inside of a sterilized hospital casket. [25-WR]
Greg Sestero as ‘Mark’ – The Room (2003)
[25-WR] The one friend of a lunatic, forced to play the douchebag, but gave a shit and channeled his anger into creating the most ‘whatever’ attitude. [25-WR]